Do I make you horny, baby? Do I???

Ok, so… you don’t have to use Austin Powers’ famous line (or his atrocious accent) as I do when you ask yourself this question, but the question begs asking nonetheless.

Namely, the question in question is,

Are you horny for life?

Do you feel like pouncing on life, sinking your teeth into it?

Or does thinking about your life leave you feeling kind of…. bleh?

Lists of responsibilities, lists of shoulds, do’s and don’t’s…

Really, there’s no reason to beat yourself up over your lack of enthusiasm. Honestly, that kind of life is restrictive.

Devoid of imagination.

Devoid of possibilities.

Devoid of…. life.

Am I talking about shirking your responsibilities? Maybe…

Not exactly.

What I’m saying is that it’s possible to throw the idea of responsibilities away and replace it with living for stuff that increases your drive for life.

Stuff that needs to get done will still get done. But the motivation is different.

There’s no more lists of should’s, but instead a long list of stuff you’d like to offer. A long list of stuff that you’re excited to offer.

See the difference?

So… Does your life make you horny?

Does it make your mouth water like a delicious piece of chocolate cake?

Does it make you wet… or hard, full of longing, like your favorite sexual fantasy?

Does it make your heart beat faster? Your breath come fuller and quicker, filling your body up with that exquisite feeling that you cannot get enough of?

That feeling of horniness…

Let’s be honest, who doesn’t like to be horny? It feels good, doesn’t it?

Sexual energy is life energy. It’s what drives creation, and all of life.

Unfortunately, in our world we’ve been taught that it’s something to control. To keep hidden. Under wraps.

No wonder we lead passionless lives, yet have an obsession with sex.

There is something inside us that knows we have a deep need for sexual healing.

The kind of healing that leaves us open, vulnerable and willing to take risks. The kind that belies an understanding that this softness is what makes us strong. The kind that shows us that there’s power in being naked.

To make things perfectly clear, I won’t sleep with you. But I will disarm you, strip you and show you a world of possibilities is at your fingertips.

So, get up, get up, get up get up, let’s make love tonight….

I invite you to take on this journey.

I’d love to make you horny, baby.

Horny for life.

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